saraarp:

SIMBA

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

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twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

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take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

(Source: 0925home, via letrnetouchurbutt)

Parents:	Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:	Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:	Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:	Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:	Don't forget to look good
Society:	Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:	Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr:	But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

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moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

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dreamto-fly:

I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD

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onlylolgifs:

Woman fails at boiling live crabs

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

(Source: xelamanrique, via onlylolgifs)

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